Its official.

I’m disconnecting from the internet for awhile. No Twitter, Tumblr, Last FM, Porn, Webcomics, or TF2 till January.

Custom Magazine

Its an idea I have had for three years now. A publisher like Future, that produces magazines on varied subjects, should offer Custom Magazines. Take 2-4 articals from each, print them across a few bound pages. Then take, for instance, the BMX, guitar, and hot rod mini-mags, and package them together and ship ‘em.

I know there are sites on the internet that do similar services, but I can’t be clicking links in a waiting room, on the road, or on the throne.

Will someone order me a pizza?

I might even share.

Teh Chixxorz

What the HELL happened to attractive beautiful female celebrities? I look at photos of girls like Megan Fox, and wonder, “How is she popular?” She can not act, she has 0 personality, and looks that fail to impress. I skim over sites of ‘Hot/Sexy Celebs’ and wonder how most of them ever got atop of the fictional pedestal we placed them on. I am not saying they’re all ugly beasts. Hell most I wouldn’t mind tossing around undercovers for a night or two. But nothing about these girls places them above the loose-legged fems that graduated at my side. I see a photo shoot of Kelly Brook and the MOST I get from it is ‘Hey, I like how (someone else) did her eye makeup.”

I know I’m referring to modern celebs as girls. because to me that is all most of them are. Ann Margarete is a women. Allison Parks is a women. Mamie Van Doren is a women.
Kirsten Dunce is a girl. Lindsey Lohan is a girl. Lady Gaga is …um…a freak.

Look up any star from 53-79. good luck finding a bad photo. Even in candid ‘worst-day-ever’ pic, most look gorgeous. Try saying the same for your little 19yo pinup.