Ah, Sonic The Hedgehog & Knuckles The Echidna.
You two speedy bastards are why I play video games. Why I read comic books. Why I find Furry porn so awesome.
…what?
When I was just knee-high-to-a-duck, I got to play the first Sonic at on Kelly’s Genesis. I died. Alot. Almost every time I was there, I’d play it. Sometimes even making it to Labyrinth Zone.
I was hooked.
Two TV shows, Spinball, Sonic CD, and a few t-Shirts later came Sonic 3/Sonic & Knuckles. One game so big, it to TWO CARTS! The end of Dr. Ivo Robotnik.
Two years later, Archie Comics Sonic:Endgame part 4. Julian Kintobor is Defeated. Robotnik is now dead in all three media. (I left out SatAM details, deal with it.)
Couldn’t you leave it at that? Do you like beating a dead horse?
Yes, 3d-Blast, Sonic R, Sonic Adventure, Sonic Riders, and the 39 other games are fun. But, why are you trying (and failing) to use a dead plot.
Atleast Mario and Linguine gave up on making the storys fit together. This shit is what destroyed Crash Bandicoot (CTR was fun, but stupid.)
When the frak did Tails go from naive tag-along to a wizkid? When did Knuckles go from proud defender to treasure hunting oaf? When did Amy become such a slut? (She’s only 9!!!)
(and my favorite) When did Knuckles become older than Sonic?
I know that I’ll continue to buy your propaganda for a few more years, and even enjoy he game play. Y? Cause I’m a tool. Just know I is not, NOT, happy.
